幽默图：小号声部各自心怀鬼胎

This band would be nothing without me.

这个乐团没有我不行。

If first chair is so great, then why do I get all the solos?

如果首席那么厉害，为什么要我吹那么多独奏呢？

I could do a better job on lead.

如果让我领衔，我会做得更好。

I wonder if anyone would notice if I just pretend to play?

如果我滥竽充数，会有人注意到吗？

When's break?

什么时候休息啊？

国际小号协会(International Trumpet Guild)发布幽默图。

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